Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Star Wars: Why the Jedi are not as holy as they seem.

Star Wars: A new hope.
Firstly, Obi Wan LIES, flat out LIES to Luke about his father's death. Telling poor Luke that his father was MURDERED by Darth Vader.

Obi Wan then attempts to get Luke to join him on a quest to save Leia, meanwhile Luke's remaining family are SLAUGHTERED by Storm Troopers. Obi Wan would have been able to FEEL THIS in the force, yet says nothing to Luke.

Now let us get something straight, I'm not saying that the Sith are all love and roses, but the Jedi mind trick SHOWS how deceptive the Jedi are.
"These are not the droids you're looking for *waves hand*"
How easily could one simply wave a hand and get someone naked?

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Here we have Yoda posing as....Well, not Yoda. For a long while he pretends to be not Yoda in an effort to suss Luke out.
Now, Yoda just pretends to be an idiot, picks a torch out of Luke's possessions and runs around with it like some dumb witted child.
Luke finally realises who Yoda is as Yoda is talking to Obi Wan. Not upfront you are, deceptive, yes.

Then, and let us be reminded that Jedi can "see the future", Yoda and Obi Wan make NO ATTEMPT to stop Luke going to cloud city to rescue his best friend and his sister.

They knew full well that Vader would be there, than Han would get encased in Carbonite and that Luke would loose his fapping hand!!

Now, these aren't the ONLY things, check out the book The Path of the Jedi. THEY TOOK BABIES FROM PARENTS.



  1. lol... his fapping hand. Probably wasnt a bad thing, he probably had used it to fap to his thoughts of his sister

    1. Sad but true. I feel a great disturbance in the FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.