I can't dance, Genesis- Updated for today's generation.

So I had this song by Genesis stuck in my head for days and days, it was in there and I was unable to get it out.

One morning I was singing it when Dana and I headed out to go shopping for geek things and I slipped it out.

“I can’t hack, I can’t code, only thing about me is the way I TROLLFACE!” and it became a thing.

I can’t troll:

Hot laptop making me sweat
Reapers getting close, hasn't got me yet

I can't hack, I can't code.
Only thing about me is the way I troll.
I can't dance, I can't sing
Commander Sheppard here shootin everything.

Cute gamer girl in the lan cafe,
her avatars talking to me, but she's playin Halo reach.

She's got boobies under that shirt,
but all she wants to do is rub my face in her gamer score.

Cause, I can't hack, I can't code.
Only thing about me is the way I troll.
I can't dance, I can't sing
Commander Sheppard’s here shootin.

Oh and checking everything is in place,
you never know who's looking on.

Young punk spilling redbull on my shoes,
fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my iTunes.

Thick smoke, see her smiling through.
I never thought so much could happen just raiding Gruuls.

But I can't hack, I can't code.
The only thing about me is the way that I troll.
I can't dance, I can't sing
Commander Sheppard just here shootin...

Oh and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on
A perfect body
with a perfect face - uh-huh.

No, I can't hack, I can't code.
The only thing about me is the way I troll.
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
Commander Sheppard here shootin everything.

But I can troll.
No I can't hack.
No no no I can't hack. (begins to fade out)
No I said I can't code.
But I can troll.